If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
