Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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