these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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