just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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