can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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