Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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