i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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