Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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