Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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