My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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