i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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