Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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