i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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