i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My life is pants optional.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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