you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
