just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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