I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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