Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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