just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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