Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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