i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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