Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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