He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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