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You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"

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I like taco bell too

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(608): You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal" (1-608): I like taco bell too http://tfl.nu/tqnv

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(425): View more from Washington

Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.

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(425): Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts. http://tfl.nu/1fhj

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week

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(724): I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week http://tfl.nu/5fel

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(310): View more from California

Just called the consul general of France "dude"

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(310): Just called the consul general of France "dude" http://tfl.nu/uwot

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?

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(508): I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself? http://tfl.nu/e252

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(406): View more from Montana

Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.

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(406): Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home. http://tfl.nu/eyf5

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(574): View more from Indiana

Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others

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(574): Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others http://tfl.nu/5o0g

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(806): View more from Texas

We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.

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(806): We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish. http://tfl.nu/et7p

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(949): View more from California

You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.

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(949): You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering. http://tfl.nu/3arq

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(727): View more from Florida

Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.

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(727): Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best. http://tfl.nu/j1qb

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(971): View more from Oregon

Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?

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(971): Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art? http://tfl.nu/i4so

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(540): View more from Virginia

it's like his dick is making a u-turn.

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(540): it's like his dick is making a u-turn. http://tfl.nu/zufh

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(904): View more from Florida

Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.

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You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?

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(904): Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever. (631): You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring? http://tfl.nu/4f34

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(410): View more from Maryland

Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?

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(410): Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ? http://tfl.nu/274k

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(905): View more from Ontario

I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

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(905): I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool http://tfl.nu/fti7

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