everyone is single if you try hard enough
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
stfu you slept on the patio!?!