We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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