5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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