i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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