What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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