Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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