just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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