so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
