We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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