so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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