i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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