I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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