YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
