College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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