Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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