mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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