some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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