I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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