your room smells of hookers.
And success
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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