Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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