It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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