Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Found the puke drawer
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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