It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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