her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Houston, we have a squirter
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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