I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You had me at "let me see your balls"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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