Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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