Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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