How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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