You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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