Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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