i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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