You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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