names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.