so that wasnt chicken after all
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people