he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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