Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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