A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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